“Adults require more mature punishments. I’m going to put a lien on your house!”
Previously, on Epstein’s island
I challenge you to put this into context.
Challenge me will you? That’s a paddlin’.
Lana Lang researched evidence that Superboy was Clarke Kent. She held the information to blackmail him. Her father punished her for the crime of ‘stupidity’.

Superboy. (1975, April). Vengeance of the super-villains! (Issue No. 208) [Comic book].
Now reciprocate with my energon offering you Sharkticon.
Ok the context still doesnt make it make sense.
Corporal punishment was normalised.
I mean, it does not either make sense to punish her for not thinking of something, whether the punishment is corporal or not.
But maybe not making sense was normalized back then.
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“You’re going to get spanked for being so stupid” sounds like something my dad would have said.
Also, kudos to Smallville for nailing the casting for Lana Lang
So many problems with this!
I know, why isn’t she in a leather gimpsuit? Where is the hippo? Why is using a brush and not a frozen haddock?
“I shall use the single tail instead”
Spoilsport.





