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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.

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The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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    Who doesn’t do this?

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      People who haven’t seen that video of a toilet flushing under just the right lighting, where you can see the water splattering everywhere. That’s who.

      It’s the reason why I always hop in the shower and wash my ass with soap after a shit, cause not even a bidet will clean up that mess. Ever wonder why your ass cheeks feel wet after a multi-flusher? Cause they are.

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        Ever wonder why your ass cheeks feel wet after a multi-flusher?

        I think you need more fiber in your diet…

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        Why would you flush before you stand up

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          Because I don’t want to stand up with shit still sticking to my cheeks. I flush immediately to minimize the smell.

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            Wipe then stand then flush?

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        i always shower and wash my ass with soap after a shit

        either you need more fiber in your diet, youre lying, or youre showering multiple times a day which is… wild

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          Tell me you’re part of the stinky “one-shower-a-day” gang without telling me

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          How many times a day do you take a poop?

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            Just once but it takes all year

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            normal amounts

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