• vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Venezuela is Sudetenland. Greenland is Danzig and the Polish corridor. Canada is the Elzas and France.

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      Venezuela is the Caucuses oil fields, which Hitler should have taken right off before starting a Western front. That lesson is not lost on these modern fascists.

      Sharp call on the Polish corridor! As the Arctic warms there will be year-round shipping lanes.

      Not ready for Canada yet, but it’s coming.

      Scariest part? The fascists are on the clock to achieve their goals before the cult leader’s dementia takes him off camera. They’re already struggling with unavoidable appearances, like Trump’s disastrous meeting with the Prime Minister of Japan. For now, they can hide him on his bad days.

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      Wait, so where is Canada now?!

      Dangit! All my hockey greats and favorite power trios were there!