• thefluffiest@feddit.nl
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    In an email Thursday evening, a spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security said that Lunas Campos died after attempting to take his own life.

    “Campos violently resisted the security staff and continued to attempt to take his life,” the statement said. “During the ensuing struggle, Campos stopped breathing and lost consciousness. Medical staff was immediately called and responded. After repeated attempts to resuscitate him, EMTs declared him deceased on the scene.”

    Ah yes, ye olde suicide by self-strangulation. We sure he didn’t unfortunately fall out of a window?

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      23 hours ago

      There is no such thing as defenestration in the US, is there?

      I guess they are becoming just like Russia every day.