Very likely that this is Oklahoma’s future Governor, btw.
So … he wants blood donated by inbred morons who make stupid decisions heedless of scientific evidence? Hurr! Yeah! Pyurblud! Pyurblud!!!
“Pure Blood” is a euphemism for sister-fucking.
So actually, the best way to get these fuckers would be to donate blood as a cancer, hepatits or HIV sufferer. You’d have to lie during your interview, but they lie all the time anyway so no harm, no foul.
The fuck?
Scientifically, there’s no way to tell the difference between the antibodies of people who have been sick with COVID and those who have been vaccinated against it, one doctor said.
How about I run the blood bank. Sounds like free money. Hell yeah I’d charge.
I have a machine that I can sell you that will tell you whether it thinks someone has normal antibodies or the vaccine antibodies. Only costs $200 (When you sign up for $15k monthly calibration for a base period of 3 years)
My maxim of “Never trust anyone wearing a cowboy hat that’s not actively riding a horse” still holds true.
I feel like I need a book of proverbs like this.
They’re all hat and no cattle.
The rat fuckers really love the cowboy aesthetic. But you’ll never see mud on those boots.
He’s also famous for trying to pass a bill to make schools call animal control on “furries,” and attempting to legalize cockfighting.
Swordfight! Them roach-stompers gonna get messy, though.
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Probably drives a giant pickup truck that is spotless and has nothing in the truck bed all the time.
Hey, the Ghoul is pretty- well. Also fictional. Still works I guess???
Very likely that this is Oklahoma’s future Governor, btw.
The election is this November and I have literally never heard of this asshole. He also doesn’t appear to have announced a run. At this point I kinda doubt he will be the next governor. My money is on Drummond, the current attorney general who has announced a run.
I guess he just declared for lieutenant governor, not the main governor. I follow him a bit because he’s unfortunately attracted the people who are angry about our shitshow of a child welfare system.
Drummond will probably win, which is goddamn frustrating because he presents himself as a “moderate” when he’s just as raving of a lunatic as the rest of them. (Refusing to press charges on the cop who beat the shit out of that Vietnamese man, not doing shit about Walters…)
“There’s absolutely no way it can do that,” he said. “These are people who know nothing about science, who know nothing about medicine, that are trying to provide medical laws that make no (sense.)”
“Preach, Brother!” - IT profesionals everywhere
He does realize they screen for his constituents’ virulent hepatitis, right?
I don’t understand. Are you guys seriously defending the vax or am i just not smart enough to get the humor?
“medical professionals said it’s not reasonable to require blood banks to accurately screen donors for vaccination status. Scientifically, there’s no way to tell the difference between the antibodies of people who have been sick with COVID and those who have been vaccinated against it, one doctor said.”
Yeah, that’s how vaccines work.
Did a virus come up with this?
Yes. The virus is called “conservatism”.
Unfortunately, the primary vaccine against conservatism requires near-daily doses for about 14 years, and the virus has gotten control of the purse strings over the “basic secondary education” vaccine development program.
Well you can see he’s a mental giant.
Justin Humphrey should be removed from office.
Hey… if the MAGA all want to be susceptible to horrible diseases and go extinct who’s to stop them? Just keep me far the fuck away from them till they are extinct.
This line of thinking works fine up until you consider the innocent children who are having this idiocy forced on them by their parents.
Severely limiting your donor pool for a critical resource sounds like a profitable venture. What hospital would want that blood? Surely the big banks would beat them on cost alone because of volume.
Just use holy water and turn it into blood?
