I sometimes think back about the time my neighbor’s house caught fire and my friends and I broke the door open and tried to call out for occupants, nobody seemed to be home so we pushed their car away from the outside propane tank and saved it from igniting.

A few months later they had a brand-new home but still had their old car. It was just funny they were all out of the house when it happened, and weren’t even using their own vehicle. I bet they hated us.