archive article: https://archive.ph/mAhWM
not a single representative from Western Europe or North America attended Trump’s “peace board” signing. Representatives from the G7 were conspicuously absent, as were the original BRICS countries, and most of the G20. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Neyanhu wanted to be there but couldn’t because he’s wanted by the International Criminal Court for alleged war crimes, the Financial Times reported. Israeli President Isaac Herzog was in Davos but skipped the ceremony…
There was no lunch money handed over.
What actually happened:
Trump: “I’m going to attack a NATO country”
NATO: “You shouldn’t do that”
Trump goes golfing.
You: “4D chess!!!”
After Trump’s Ultimatum, Greenland Talks Include Sovereign U.S. Bases, No Drilling for Russia
The US bases are already sovereign territory, but sure, it’s great if Trump can be satisfied with getting what he already had. Apparently all it took was for a grown up person to explain it to him.
There’s a reason why we’re allies. We allow shit.
Greenland being like: “You can sleep on my couch any time buddy.”
Trump is like “Don’t call me buddy, I demand ownership of the couch, and I will fight you for it!”
Greenland “Calm the fuck down, the couch is your’s to sleep on already.”
Vance just staring at the couch.
That was already the status quo