if there does happen to be a god or any semblance of an afterlife I have a looooooooot of questions.
number one how dare you? number two get fucked. number three reset the server already.
Don’t worry it’s all a part of my plan, and I know what you’re thinking “you must be pretty fucked up to think up this Machiavellian hell-scape” but no the funny thing is im god so anything I do is defacto good so anyone who disagrees with me deserves to burn in hell for an eternity, understand? No? Of course not and that’s why you deserve to go to hell.
You do. That’s your track over there. It’s just smaller and populated with non-humans. You actuate it with your tongue on that little lever. Better make your decision quick though. Looks like money-bags is about to make his, and it’s not looking good for those of us on this track.
Like waking up from the matrix only much worse cause it’s real.
