Yeah, I have picked my midlife crisis and I won’t have money for it until either my mother dies when I’m 60 or, um, never. It’s a $300,000 musical instrument that takes 15 people to play properly. I W̸͖͂̈́͋̐A̷̡̞̠͎̱̿͜N̴͉̗̽͋T̶̠͑̔ one.
Most folk think my bike is my midlife crisis. That’s just my ride.
Yeah, I have picked my midlife crisis and I won’t have money for it until either my mother dies when I’m 60 or, um, never. It’s a $300,000 musical instrument that takes 15 people to play properly. I W̸͖͂̈́͋̐A̷̡̞̠͎̱̿͜N̴͉̗̽͋T̶̠͑̔ one.
Most folk think my bike is my midlife crisis. That’s just my ride.