Wrinkled Eggs
These eggs appear to have ridges or wrinkled surfaces. Overcrowding, which results in stressed hens, can cause this abnormality. It also can be seen when a hen’s shell gland is defective or if the flock has infectious bronchitis. Wrinkles can result in weakened shells. Based on USDA standards for exterior eggshell quality, a wrinkled egg is downgraded to Grade B.
Poor hen
Cough cough! You sir are grade B! You’ve got bronchitis! Now what fo you have to say for your self! And don’t give me a wrinkling egg about it!
That just means there’s a tiny face-hugger inside!
that bird was like “come on egg, cloac-in me crazy.”
Nah, that’s a bath bomb.
Xenomorph
Birds lay eggs
my first guess was a plaster egg. you use them to keep the hen brooding, even if you took her eggs, but if that thing came out of a hen, sorry, babe
Looks like a problem with the shell
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Careful! Ghost in the shell!
