• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    Time traveller supervisor: “Did you do it? Did you kill Hitler?”

    Time Janitor: “Jobs done boss!”

    Time traveller supervisor: “But nothing in the future changed! Are you certain?”

    Time Janitor: “Yep, he was in a bunker somewhere, there was a dead dog and lady there with him for some reason, I shot him right in the head!”