The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 month agoHello, Father.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down12file-text
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minus-squareverity_kindle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month agoThat poor kid would have better off on that planet where they kidnapped kids to raise after poisoning themselves with their own power plant radiation.
minus-squarehypeerror@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoHe would have been better off if they left him on Tasha’s lord of the flies planet. Worf was not a good parent.
minus-squareverity_kindle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoNo, not the planet of hauntingly cheekbony women…and drugs?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNow listen drugs only make you feel good, but they don’t! Because, um, they’re drugs! So don’t use eye lasers. See below: This is your Riker This is your Riker on eye lasers Any questions?
minus-squareverity_kindle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoNo frying egg? I can’t not do drugs unless there’s a stern, balding white guy frying an egg.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoi never said i had a good antidrugs talk, i just said i had an antidrug talk. anyway i’m about to go do some eye lasers, you wanna join?
minus-squareverity_kindle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou know it. Later on, maybe we could score midichlorians…
That poor kid would have better off on that planet where they kidnapped kids to raise after poisoning themselves with their own power plant radiation.
He would have been better off if they left him on Tasha’s lord of the flies planet. Worf was not a good parent.
No, not the planet of hauntingly cheekbony women…and drugs?
Now listen drugs only make you feel good, but they don’t! Because, um, they’re drugs! So don’t use eye lasers. See below:


This is your Riker
This is your Riker on eye lasers
Any questions?
No frying egg? I can’t not do drugs unless there’s a stern, balding white guy frying an egg.
i never said i had a good antidrugs talk, i just said i had an antidrug talk. anyway i’m about to go do some eye lasers, you wanna join?
You know it. Later on, maybe we could score midichlorians…