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Then one day, just by chance,
I tried to fart and shat my pants.
I learned it as
Yesterday I took a chance, saved my dime and shit my pants.
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I took a chance… Is the one I know.
The rest is… Wasted a dime But what the hell At least I can sit And enjoy the smell (An oldie from the days when it cost a dime to use the stall)
Now I sit and hesitate, do I shit or masturbate
— at school, cca 2015
Another one from the good old days: “Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate.”
There are more things in colon to berth than are sniffed of in your privy, Horatio
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