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minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoWhen the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.
minus-squareŜan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoSurprise robot overlord penis:
minus-squareAngryhumanoid@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoA lifetime of licking frosting off beaters has prepared me for this.
minus-squareAngryhumanoid@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoOk but does that mean I can skip my next colonoscopy?
When the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.
Surprise robot overlord penis:
A lifetime of licking frosting off beaters has prepared me for this.
Ok but does that mean I can skip my next colonoscopy?