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hylobates@jlai.lu to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

I'm robot

jlai.lu

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I'm robot

jlai.lu

hylobates@jlai.lu to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    When the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.

    • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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      Surprise robot overlord penis:

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        A lifetime of licking frosting off beaters has prepared me for this.

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            Ok but does that mean I can skip my next colonoscopy?

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    Does robot dick still get you stoned?

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    deleted by creator

  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    EVERY APPLIANCE IN MY HOUSE IS A SPY ROBOT

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      my dude i love finding other Cowboy Scooter fans

  • Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app
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    I don’t kink shame. Unless being shamed is your kink, in which case I still won’t cause I’m a bottom.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I’m already an expert at sucking human dick; I need a new challenge.

  • Ech@lemmy.ca
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    I hate the formatting.

    • laranis@lemmy.zip
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      Stupid capital y

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Wait, I thought this was Robot:

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    I’m dick.

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    What are joints and cigarettes than? Ents?

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    Do robots have foreskins? A-asking for a friend…

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      that’s the little nubbin on the 510 threads that you peel off with your teeth. just like on real foreskins

      i’m going to robot hell, aren’t i

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        oh nooo

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

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    Dude in the back left though with his phone in his face.

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    I can see someone wearing this walking by a group of heartless felons and getting their head bashed in.

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