VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoLiquid Death is asking people to mail their pee to AI data centerswww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1299arrow-down16
arrow-up1293arrow-down1external-linkLiquid Death is asking people to mail their pee to AI data centerswww.dexerto.comVetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square42linkfedilink
minus-squareSkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoOh no, they’ve learned the secret of turning piss into gold from Infowars!
minus-squareGhostalmedia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoBut what about the people turning their gold into piss?
minus-squareEpeeGnome@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoBelieve it or not, Infowars has you covered there too. What better way to hide your gold from an overreaching government than by turning it into piss?
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThen your can pour the piss into your swimming pool, and through the powers of homeopathy, have even more gold than you started with when you turn it back!
minus-squareMostly_Gristle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoAlcohol companies have had that figured out for quite some time.
Oh no, they’ve learned the secret of turning piss into gold from Infowars!
But what about the people turning their gold into piss?
Believe it or not, Infowars has you covered there too. What better way to hide your gold from an overreaching government than by turning it into piss?
Then your can pour the piss into your swimming pool, and through the powers of homeopathy, have even more gold than you started with when you turn it back!
Alcohol companies have had that figured out for quite some time.