I dunno… in 19th century Italy (when this painting was made (The Confession (Molteni))), a Catholic priest might have called this a “bodily perversion” in order to extract a fee for an Indulgence, especially if the priest believed it would be an habitual occurance.
if my art degree is worth anything, its for parsing the moral value of a meme (and booby Italian toast fetishes) in its historic context!
Thank you for your service.
well, Picard, as you’ve said: [My] first duty is to the truth
“You
don’tdeserve to wear that uniform.”
Edit: sorry, best I could do while out grocery shopping. Wanted to do something from Final Mission, but I can’t Photoshop while shopping for eggs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
In the mid-19th century, a “toaster” which bore any resemblance to cleavage wouldn’t be invented for at least 50 years.
I’m surprised the painting is so old, for some reason the woman’s hairstyle looked fairly modern to me
Edit: nevermind I looked at a higher res image. I was confusing parts of her veil as hair bangs
“I dress my chickens.”
“That’s a common way to increase flavor…”
“In actual dresses. With corsets.”
“Because of the…”
“Breasts, yes.”
indoor chickens have to wear diapers.
my fetish is being a bird in a diaper
“Once again, weird.”
I think she’s doing it to have a reason to go to confession.
I guess this belongs on Femcel Memes
Just wait until she tells what happens to the bread next…
This is how you get crusty baps.
And putting it down your skirt is how you get a yeast infection.
I wish I was a toaster oven…
If its anything like my toaster oven, those burnt cheese drippings are not getting cleaned out.
:)
Father, I’ve got a secret hamster…
