Did… did I just slide to a parallel universe? Do I get to meet Jerry O’Connell? What the hell is going on?!

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    6 days ago

    There’s a reason he’s been having Tesla divert more resources to their Optimus robots. The man intends to have a machine army that he could use in a coup. We play our cards right and get behind cloning research, we could have a Grand Clone Army. 200,000 units now, with a million more well on the way. Begun, the Clone Wars have.

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        5 days ago

        Me and my friends walk into Musk’s office

        Mr. Musk, in the name of the Senate of the American Republic, you are under arrest.

        Musk: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

        Me: The Senate will decide your date.

        Musk: I AM THE SENATE.

        Me: Not. Yet.

        Musk: It’s treason, then.