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  1. “star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you’d explain your situation and they’d be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system’s icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home”

  2. “I’m from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction.” Benjamin Sisko, nodding. “That happened to me once.”

  3. “I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening”

  • cannedtuna@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
    34·
    1 month ago

    They’d have to force me. Probably kick me out for ruining the time continuum or some crap.

    Me talking to Quark after too many drinks

    no no, see you don’t understand, they got these pictures of monkeys, and they like, tell people they own this one, and there’s no others ever because of some magic keychain, and like, sell them for big money even though they’re worthless and don’t physically exist, and you can just launder money through them and no one bats an eye.

    And they also have this digital currency that people spend tons of money because maybe it could be worth something, but see that’s the trick it never is cause the smart ones control the value with pump and dump schemes.

    Odo breaking in “yeah we need to get you the hell away from this guy before you give him any more ideas like that”

    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
      9·
      1 month ago

      I like to think the only reason the Ferengi haven’t spontaneously reinvented cryptocurrency in the future is because the thought of a value-volatile currency is the sort of stuff that Ferengi nightmares are made of. When you wake up tomorrow your bank account could contain any number under the sun, good or bad. If you keep latinum, when you wake up tomorrow, your bar of latinum is still going to be worth one bar of latinum.