NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 21 hours agoAss Detection: Peak 24th century technologylemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1753arrow-down12
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minus-squarefadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoThat man could make me smile no matter what mood I’m in
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·15 hours ago“Computer, emergency protocol 68 on my location” box of condoms materializes on nearby table
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 hours agoRiker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.
That man could make me smile no matter what mood I’m in
“Computer, emergency protocol 68 on my location”
box of condoms materializes on nearby table
Riker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.