Apropos of nothing

Hey it’s the handbook Trump is following. Except he uses it for fascism.

It does make sense. As much as I hate it, Fascism loathes bureaucracy as a concept because it doesn’t automatically grant them power to do whatever they want.

A declassified World War II-era government guide to “simple sabotage” is currently one of the most popular open source books on the internet. The book, called “Simple Sabotage Field Manual,” was declassified in 2008 by the CIA and “describes ways to train normal people to be purposefully annoying telephone operators, dysfunctional train conductors, befuddling middle managers, blundering factory workers, unruly movie theater patrons, and so on. In other words, teaching people to do their jobs badly.”

Turns out I’ve been fighting fascism all along.

What’s the secret to taking a nap? I close my eyes and doze off and wake up immediately. Still tired.

It is impossible to say why this book is currently going viral at this moment in time and why it may feel particularly relevant to a workforce of millions of people who have suddenly been asked to agree to be “loyal” and work under the quasi leadership of the world’s richest man, have been asked to take a buyout that may or may not exist… [continued in article]

Truely, it’s impossible to know

Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.

Insist on doing everything through ‘channels.’ Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.

“Make ‘speeches.’ Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your ‘points’ by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate ‘patriotic’ comments.”

That reminds me of something. Standup, Kaban, Retrospective! It’s Agile!

More Teams meetings. Got it!

“Hoisted by our own petard!”

Called it.