• AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Shoot the lock to escape the room, and save the other bullet for whoever locked you up in there.

    • PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat
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      This one, at least as applies to liberals in government in the USA, is a lot more accurate.

      Oh and also they need some money for medical bills now. They’ll be sure to send you some texts about it.

  • Killercat103@slrpnk.net
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    Fascist proceeds to press the trigger 3 times and get dissapointed they could not shoot the liberal as well. Another anarchist arrives then punches the fascist and takes his gun. The liberal concludes the anarchist to be the real fascist.

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    How is that supposed to be a riddle?

    The only actual threat in the room is the fascist. Anarchists aren’t actually dangerous, they’re just annoying, they never actually do anything they just talk a lot.

    The Marxist won’t kill you either. They’ll just argue with you.

    • juan@lemmings.world
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      No it’s to show the idiocy of liberals in siding with fascists time and time again.

      The only thing missing is that after the fash shot the two leftists, that they would bash the libs head in with the handle.

    • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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      There are violent and nonviolent ideologues on all sides of the political spectrum. There have been violent Marxists, fascists, anarchists, liberals, vegans. Just the same, there have been nonviolent members of all of these ideologies. I wouldn’t consider some tankie or neofash teen making hexbear or /pol/ posts in their bedroom to be violent.

      I would say that the fascist and the Marxist are equally threatening to my safety, all else equal.

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    7 days ago

    Throw the gun away and beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other two would be my choice. That hurts more than a gunshot.

  • DicJacobus@lemmy.world
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    the lib gives the gun to the fascist the fascist shoots the lib in the back of the head twice, the fasicst then gaslights the marxist into believing the lib committed self harm

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      7 days ago

      Almost, you forgot the part where the liberal shoots himself in the foot before giving the fascist the gun.