BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 11 months agoI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down15
arrow-up1212arrow-down1external-linkI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareLifecoach5000@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·11 months agoWhat did they even get the ticket for??
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·11 months agoHe doesn’t say. The advice is also hilarious.
minus-squareLifecoach5000@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agolol I wouldn’t mind seeing those
minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoYes, @[email protected] please share. You can’t just tease us like this.
minus-squarePregnenolone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoMy guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 months agoIf the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoIt mauled me anyway! I forgot to add “with prejudice,” rookie mistake.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoRub some onion on the mauling site 🙏
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoThanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoLeaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet
minus-squarelinuxgator@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoI’d love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they’re sitting on the lap of the person in the driver’s seat of a car.
What did they even get the ticket for??
He doesn’t say. The advice is also hilarious.
lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those
Yes, @[email protected] please share. You can’t just tease us like this.
Bones is here for you:
My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.
If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.
It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add “with prejudice,” rookie mistake.
Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏
Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.
Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet
I’d love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they’re sitting on the lap of the person in the driver’s seat of a car.