A New Jersey police chief has been accused by five of his officers of turning the department into an “Animal House” rife with harassment against his employees, including incidents of him defecating on the office floor, spiking the office coffee pot with Adderall and Viagra, and jabbing one officer in the penis with a hypodermic needle.

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  • TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)@badatbeing.social
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    Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

    Thorny: Yeah, I mean, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

    Foster: Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.

    Mac: Evil shenanigans.

    O’Hagan: I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy that says, “shenanigans”!

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      “…Hey Farva! What’s the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?”