A New Jersey police chief has been accused by five of his officers of turning the department into an “Animal House” rife with harassment against his employees, including incidents of him defecating on the office floor, spiking the office coffee pot with Adderall and Viagra, and jabbing one officer in the penis with a hypodermic needle.
I mean, “Super Troopers” is right there for you to use
Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Thorny: Yeah, I mean, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.
Mac: Evil shenanigans.
O’Hagan: I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy that says, “shenanigans”!
“…Hey Farva! What’s the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?”
Farley, who earns more than $228,000 a year, heads a police force that has 140 uniformed officers who patrol a 5.57 square mile township of some 60,000 residents that sits directly across the Hudson River from Manhattan and recorded two homicides last year, the most since 2016, according to the police department’s records.
Straight out of CopLand 😶
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That’s one hell of a read
Yeah, that’s some weird ass shit. And I love the defense lawyers story, that they made up all these detailed and wacky things, because they were denied overtime.
What a disgusting fucking freak
I wish I was shocked, given the town it’s in.
I don’t recall Bluto, Flounder, or Boon doing anything this bad.
