Now that I think about it, Im the spare human. They would just speak to me like if they were the protagonists in a 1970’s Kung Fu movie and Im Pai Mie. “Filthy Ape! Once I defeat you, I will sleep next to mother, and you will sleep in hell! I would also like to be let out…”
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.
5·1 month agoFuck yeah, bro! Its grape flavored!
She spins, like a top.
I removed mine and added a usb /usb-c plug. Its not like I was using it for anything else.
23·1 month agoI passed one of restaurants last week, they changed it from trump burger to president burger.
She’s a spinner.
2·2 months agoI still pronounce it as Eeeh Eeeh Uu Uu. Its just fun to say.
Batman checks his phone: “Fuck.”
1·2 months agoHey, don’t bring the devil into this, he doesn’t deserve that smoke.
I don’t think everyone understands the reference…
18·3 months agoIt’s not that bad. But, really quick, how many droves in a fuckton?
1·3 months ago245k. Ol’ Billy wanted a million, but that’s what he got.
Liquor stores always have boxes.
I had to click on it to show.
6·4 months agoGet in the god damn robot,
shingi, er…Kitty!
The waiter: “Open your mouth.”
“But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian’s daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?” ― Mark Twain