BobbyGasoline@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I thought they'd be fapping to Dear LeaderEnglish
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8 days ago" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"
To shreds, you say.
This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.
Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.
My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.