Me three

There are so many places in 'Murica that genuinely seem to want to be remembered badly by history

They only like women in sports if they think they are fuckable

They know the women’s hockey team are tougher than they could hope to be, and they hate what they fear

If they didn’t have double standards, they’d have no standards at all

I wasn’t

I was lucky enough to be born in a country where the poison of religion doesn’t have the same stranglehold

Oh, I’m old

I’ve been watching it happen

It’s genius, unfortunately

Very carefully and successfully engineered

The civilised world has always sneered at 'Murica, with good reason

It was born of cruelty, ignorance and hate. It has never changed, but the PR campaign got better.

They assumed that I was a part of their particular cult

Hateful, stupid, ignorant, reject reality,

Sounds like a religious bunch to me

I sent her a dick pic

!There’s a lot more to the story, but that’s the essence of it. I do not recommend it to anyone unless you were in the same circumstances as we were!<

The default in 'Murica is to be Christian

I had people assuming that because I’m white and speak English, that I was religious

People would cordially invite me to their churches, like it’s a social event

Religion is everywhere there

It’s bizarre to me, but most yanks are indoctrinated from birth into all sorts of stupid shit

No, they can’t

Your friend is likely to be a bit of a numpty

There’s a new nsfw place now

I do wonder what happened though to the old one

The internet is for porn before all else

Tesla are collecting from the cameras, microphones, location, etc.

I don’t need an app for my car (dunno if Tesla requires one, I have never even considered one because of the build quality issues and the fact that Elmo is a fucking nazi)

I own a BYD

It’s a great car, without the bullshit

I can’t fault the build quality, and Tesla rely on BYD tech to actually make them go anyway, so why bother with a Swasticar?

They’ll still vote for Republicans though, because it’s a part of their identity, and it’s in their nature to be hateful and ignorant

He’s desperate to use nuclear weapons

He wants to be remembered as a “president” who pushed the button

He’s a fucking toddler

I look forward to seeing the sign constantly vandalised

It’s Scotty Marsh

He’s a Sydney legend for his work

If Wyoming can do it, maybe there’s some hope for the other stupid (essentially all of them…) states in 'Murica

Absolute twaddle.

Most of us in the civilised world pity Americans

We understand that there are systemic problems that individuals can’t be held responsible for, unless they have chosen to be a part of the problem

It’s the obnoxious ones who expect the we give a fuck that they’re yanks that have a hard time, regardless of their politics

The ones who travel wearing Trump hats or otherwise forcing their idiotic politics into things reap what they sow