I like learning about other people

It helps distract me from my boring life lol

In theory they can save a bunch on labor costs by having 1 person look over the lot and being ready for help vs having an army of clerks.

NGL I dig self checkout

“Sorry can’t go to the movie, it’s perfect kite weather! I’m going to the park and I’d for for you to join me!”

I never have but damn have I thought about it a few times

ACAB (Assigned Cop At Birth)

now I’m having a little bit of an existential crisis.

Well shit.

But they haven’t released yet, they’ve been announced and given no firm release date.

“Do you accept Trump Coin?” -Dementia Don trying to make it look less bad probably.

Dementia Don didn’t think about the strait when he attacked and fired anybody in his admin that would have been against it.

Based AF right there

Personally I find it quite easy as well (mid 30s) but not only do I work a physically demanding job I work out (calisthenics) quite consistently.

Not enough people move around enough in novel ways.

I literally know a guy who’s my age that threw his back out wiping his ass.

In this day and age I’ll take any win we can get.

Hopefully those voters in Idaho can push the elected officials who pushed for this bill out in their next election.

It’s amazing how much the violent crime rate went down with the removal of leaded gas.

Yup, I’m in my 30s and generally feel great, unless one of my old injuries jumps to the forefront again.

In general I just make sure to keep moving in creative ways and everything still works. I know people who live that potato life and they’re constantly stiff and hurting.

“This one quick trick beats DEMOCRACY! The people hate it!”

Fully disconnected from the other. Focused purely on survival.

What your name is, who you love, what time it is, where you need to be today, none of it matters. None of it enters your mind.

Raw unfiltered reality.

The only thought is, “PLEASE DON’T PUKE SO HARD I SHIT MYSELF!!!”

vomits so hard I blow a blood vessel in my eye

banner ad rolls into the bottom of my vision and the voice of my mother fills my ears

“Pepto Bismol! 2 for $10! Buy NOW for SAME DAY SHIPPING! Blink twice to BUY NOW!”

“please stop, I’m just hungover”

a different banner ad rolls into the top of my vision and the voice of Sam Elliot rumbles into my ears

“How about a bit of the hair of the dog then cowboy. Buy 2 Fifths of whiskey and get a third for free. Buy now and it’ll arrive right when you get off of work.”

vomits again