Once I split a pizza with a homeless guy. I thought I’d made a friend too after a conversation, but he never appeared anymore in the area. Sometimes shelters ship you by bus to other areas when they are full. Maybe he was temporarily in my area or maybe he found a better living situation.

It’s nice to see one animal helping another.

I would never have guessed!

So, it was never official? They need a bill for this!?!?

I did end up researching Pavlov after posting and whether he had any famous paradoxical discoveries. This joke was copypasta from a submission site I am afraid, lol. They are doctors, a pair of docs.

When Dad tells jokes from the shower…

I wrote that response courtesy of this neat article I found: https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/flummadiddle-bodacious-19th-century-americanisms

Some of the cats might be dead due to Shrodinger’s paradox.

They are doctors who have paradoxical theories (pair of docs) but after some research Pavlov’s theory of conditioning is not a paradox so the site I ripped this joke off of may have used the wrong doctor.

It has his quotes on it.

All women are gorgeous! There is no question.

And that I was lied to in school about him inventing it. I didn’t know peanut butter was so old.

Wow, memory unlocked! I read all of these one year lol .

I forgot you could do that. I had a habit of making sure I subbed before commenting. Lol.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

It both makes sense and doesn’t at the same time but eventually the punchline might ring a bell.

My cats would turn the tree into a carnival attraction, lol.

Not the rose she was hoping for, lol .

Probably not as it is not close enough to the known pronunciation. Some people have been accepted despite pronouncing their answers incorrectly and received backlash. It’s usually up to the host to determine.

Well, that’s ‘cause you came here in the middle of the conversation all catawampus actin’ all ill-willie; if we start from the beginning, only then you can see that this response is just taradiddle. Soon, you will notice that I am using these highfalutin words to just Hornswoggle ya. Now, excuse me while I absquatulate.