Saw the same thing in Morrisons last Friday. Fuck Nestle.

Look like a desk toy:

(Amazon link with video of it in motion)

Alternatively, the thing from Event Horizon:

I’m not sure of its origins in the US, but ‘spastic’ used to be the term for someone with cerebral palsy - there was a UK charity called ‘The Spastics Society’.

Over time ‘spastic’ (and the slang term ‘spaz’) began to be used as a pejorative, and was dropped from official use.

The charity rebranded to ‘Scope’ sometime in the early 90s.

…not just Canadians:

You’ll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties - Jona Lewie - 1980

No clairvoyancy needed - Revelation is just a hyperbolic list of stuff that the Emperor Nero had already done, dressed up with a bunch of supernatural gubbins and set in the future.

Narcissists gonna narcissist…

Dr Spin - Tetris and Ambassadors of Funk - SuperMarioLand

Both got into the UK top 10 in the early 90s.

IIRC, Tim Russ was part of the ongoing ‘gaseous anomaly’ contest that some of the actors had going on…

Ambassador Mollari: Tell me, is there anyone along our border with whom we are not currently at war?

Lord Refa: We need the room to expand.

Ambassador Mollari: Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts.

Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts.

Babylon 5 - Ceremonies of Light and Dark

“Space,” it says, “is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space. Listen…” and so on.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Tinker Tenor Doctor Bitch

Sons of Bitches

Repurpose any useful bits, Mythbuster the rest.

🎵Crabs From The Future

Something like:

‘The boy’s 47-year-old mother, her other son, 12, and daughter, eight, were located at around 20:30 by a rescue helicopter. They were found clinging to a paddleboard about 14km offshore.’

The way they’ve put it, it sounds like the rescue helicopter was clinging to a paddleboard when it found them!

The boy’s 47-year-old mother, her other son, 12, and daughter, eight, were located at around 20:30 by a rescue helicopter clinging to a paddleboard about 14km offshore.

FFS BBC, did nobody proof read this?

Wanna fuck?

or

Fuck off!

I used to follow a guy on Tumblr who ended up watching a lot of daytime TV while recuperating from surgery.

He came to the conclusion that wrestling was essentially a soap opera designed to be socially acceptable for men to watch.

The LA signed up the local primary schools with the free tier of M365 for Education years ago. It gives them access to email and SharePoint, which is all most of them need.

Asking cash-strapped schools to pay for something they can get for free (teachers are all over ChatGPT and Canva) isn’t going to get 'em very far, no matter how many orifices they try to jam Copilot into.

I think it’s MS13…

Oh look, it’s Keiko’s first husband.