Mind your own business.

I’m 50 years old and my parents are dead.

Aw you know the CIA’s silicone skin suits are a lot more realistic than that!

The McDonald’s DoorDash delivery was quite enjoyable despite the angry mobs surrounding his high security oval office.

They’d be perfect for the job if they actually wanted to work. But they probably don’t want to work. They want to continue sitting at home in their underwear playing video games. They may have the skills, but not the work ethic.

I’m convinced that people with excessive levels of wealth have fewer brain synapses than the rest of us living real lives of constant work & negotiating & constantly coming up with creative survival strategies.

I would like it to replace clunky GoPro camera to capture outdoor sports adventures.

And there’s an app called “nearby glasses” that’ll notify us when/where anyone nearby has these meta glasses active.

I think they meant what they said. They could view it all on a computer screen but if they were to print it out it would probably be thousands of pages worth of data on each person.

HA?

Maybe it’s finally time we start kink-shaming some people.

Grains have never been vegetables.

It’s a four-panel comic cartoon. Now that you mention there is a big blue link under it but most people are conditioned not to click those because we’ve been stung by too many cancerous links full of firewalls & ads & popups.

I’ve got “mark read on scroll” enabled as well as “hide read posts”.

Same. Those features have never worked for me either. Equally effective as pushing the crosswalk button at a traffic intersection, or pushing the “close door” button inside an elevator. Useless. Best I can do on Lemmy is click the “refresh button” sometimes or come back a few days later to get a fresh feed.

OP’s version was indeed misleading, making us suppose there was a corpse on the warehouse floor for a week while management covered it up & made everyone keep working around it.

[email protected]’s explanation was much more detailed & accurate & appreciated.

Spend a few months in Vocational school > massage therapist > pass all the licensure tests > earn around $500/day working at a spa.

Nursing?? But OP said “lets me work on a consistent schedule. I’m so sick of having my hours constantly whipped back and forth. I just want to go to bed at the same time every day.”

I don’t think nursing is very forgiving in that regard. They alternate 3 shifts, 24/7, constantly changing it around. No consistent schedules, and say goodbye to going to bed at the same time every day.

Oh no, it’s no longer available. Did mods remove it, or is it only unavailable to me?

Update: thank you I see it now! Epic. Finally Melania kinda looks like she has a meaningful vocation for once.

All humans should be deported from planet earth as illegal invasive species, and restore this glorious planet to unicellular organisms.

Well I’m glad to be an actual us army veteran so I can unapologetically use the 24-hour format, which is easier & makes more sense than the 12-hour format.