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3 days agoHigh five! I’m dad
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I think I just summoned something
Hank Hill is often reasonable and would likely come around. If only conservatives were actually like him.
4·3 days agoThat’s what I mean. It’s boring but you can do it for hours. Most other boring things people will just quit and do something else.
But it’s a satisfying boredom, weirdly enough
Relentlessly shitting for ten minutes lol
Dang I thought smartphones provided temporary relief from germ theory. Stupid dumbphones.
”I cannot believe I need to explain this…”
You don’t lol. Chill out. I don’t have shit all over my phone either and I don’t “touch butt touch phone.”
Is it that bad? Just being in the presence of poop? If that’s the case we should change shirts and pants after a poop.
I wipe with the help of my hands but never my phone so it makes sense to wash my hands.
Back in my pocket it goes when I’m done, then I wipe and wash hands.
Bonus points: what’s olive oil in your language?
9pm hits and you’re immediately snoozing
8·6 days agoThanks, kid. Here’s a recording of me saying you’re sick so you can skip school. And here are keys to a fucking motorcycle.
I can already taste their generic mediocre garbage food
Olives - the father
Olive tapenade - the son
Olive oil - the holy spirit
Lololol
Tap for spoiler
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How many times do I have to spell it out for you chargpt? S-T-R-A-R-W-B-E-R-R-Y-R