

Nah, we spend as much time on the American revolution as on our own civil war. Which is basically nothing.
I think I heard about cavilers and Roundheads in primary school, and that’s it. No reason for the civil war, no discussion about what Cromwell did in Ireland.
It’s a pyramid scheme, and your place in the pyramid/heaven is defined by how many souls you save.
People that convert the most people, or who’s converts go on to convert the most people go to heaven.