He’s about to join his buddy holding his spear like that lol.

They’ll just roll over like they always do, what’s new?

Literally every single detail of the Eragon movie. God I hope someone actually adapts it well some day. Not that it’s the world’s best prose or anything but I truly believe it would be a great series with the proper director and cast. You know, where literally any of them had read and appreciated the source material.

Not really super well know ones, but:

Marianas Trench - Masterpiece Theatre album has Masterpiece Theatre I, II, and III on it. My favorite album of theirs. The songs from this album actually permeate the rest of their albums after this one.

Sleeping With Sirens - If you were a movie, this would be your soundtrack. A five part musical of sorts that’s really well done.

Go one step further and have someone under 18 who cannot legally enter into a contract open it haha

Pretty sure the joke is more about Racecar being a stupid example for a person’s name than being a palindrome.

It’s apparently igneous, so you could use grain size. Based on that, probably around the size of a baseball. I’m going with ‘large stone’ lol