Your vibe is immaculate.

Orange Julius.

I get it!

It’s sad that all I needed to do was know that Amazon bought them and put the rest together based on a long list of shit they just ruined.

I’m guessing Amazon bought them and dicked everything up.

Guessing, I have no idea if that’s true but it would add up.

I think a good contrast to this is when my dad saved a goose he accidentally snared in his fishing line. If flew straight across mid-cast.

He had to reel it in while it honked and freaked out and and tried to bite him but after that, they were pals.

Brought its goslings to see him on subsequent visits and everything.

He literally puts on Japanese face. His eyes are done up and everything.

Still says ASS.

Ok, rocks or whatever junk you have laying around.

Didn’t wish for it, invalid

I know/hope this is a joke but people used to do this at an independent, third party, mail sorting place I worked at as a teenager.

They’d mail all sorts of shit (both literal and figurative) and it was basically handled by one guy who seemed ok with it but was definitely not ok.

Mail them lead, weights, whatever. But please, no matter how despicable the company, there’s likely some at very least mildly abused worker who is just trying to earn a wage and has to deal with the vile shit people try to punish companies with.

I can’t speak for everyone but I raised my mom right and kept her away from that trash.

Yeah, was about to say.

This one is equal parts outrage and jokes, which feels like the better formula.

Wait, who the fuck is this guy?

Is this a reference to Breaking Bad?

I feel like it gets posted daily in Comic Strips.

I actually hadn’t heard of it before I got on Lemmy.

(I posted this response wrongly below.)

Indeed I did!

This was meant for another comment. Which I will paste that to now.

I feel like it gets posted daily in Comic Strips.

I actually hadn’t heard of it before I got on Lemmy.

I said the very same out loud today.

To my mother.

She agreed with me.

Butt fartin’ gal

Boy, I sure do love the slow erosion of reality for the sake of self promotion!