Yeah I agree, it’s utter BS. Just like your engagement ring is supposed to be 2 months salary, it was 2 weeks 30 years ago. Debeirs just makes the shit up.

Yes. They’re passing laws they don’t understand. I’m surprised they didn’t randomly toss in NFT, Bitcoin, and Blockchain as buzz words.

Shhhh honey, we don’t use logic here. Just let it happen.

I saw that, yeah McDonald’s really tried to blast her as a sue happy bitch. All she asked for was medical bill costs initially which is reasonable.

Yeah, investigating the important stuff. Why bother with 200+ child rapists.

That’s how you know she’s classy.

Back in my day, cats laid on you both ways up hill, in the snow!

It’s part of the experience, you either love it or hate it.

I hate to burst your hate bubble, but the US isn’t even in the top 10 for obesity. They’re 17th, which isn’t great, but nowhere near number one.

Second, US healthcare costs are insane 100%. While I don’t like to regulate business, it’s utterly out of control. Along with car insurance, it’s legally required (for good reasons) but not government regulated is nuts.

Right? I’m stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they’d both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?

Why don’t we just be honest, Israel is like a colony of the US in the middle east. You pay us for weapons with money we paid you so you can spread “freedom”.

These corporations are so out of touch. They’ll spend 10 million on testing groups to still not do simple things people are asking for which you can figure out in about an hour by reading the Internet.

It isn’t even just Microslop, they’re all absolutely clueless.

If this means not getting shit Starbucks 3x a day I’m on board, ironically.

It works about as good as the governments advise about saving money. Just stop eating one meal a day and eat less at the other two.

Sounds like a you problem. Get with it jeez /s

We’ve already bought the fruit, can’t turn back now.

For real, lived in China for 5 years, it’s the most racist country I’ve been to. They even discriminate people from where they’re from in the country, it’s nuts.

Can you imagine if the US started a legit government backed operation in 2026 called One US Policy and forced everyone be “white” Christians? And I don’t mean suggestions, they FORCED you to do it. It would be world news about how the US is racist and whateverist ect. China? Nah it’s cool they’re just “unifying”.

Users: We want OS wide dark UI, updates that don’t crash the system, less/no AI baked in, and no ads.

Microslop: Good news! We’ve baked AI into every app even notepad! But wait a few updates because right now we’re imploding SSDs! We’ve also released a new ad algorithm that sends you personalized ads based on "anonymous user data we didn’t illegally collect!

Microslop: We can’t figure out why they’re so upset!

Well, they aren’t boats, they’re yachts. Multi million dollar yachts that are custom made. If they’re busy, they’re making money, they aren’t building them at a loss.