All of a sudden, I have a craving to suck watermelon juice off a girl’s tits (or a guy’s 🤷♂️) while she sloppily eats a huge wedge of watermelon.
I just want to be out in the sun eating Violet fruit
Ugh just look at these comments. Same problem as nude beaches. Just a bunch of middle-aged lonely dudes with beer bellies.
Is it manly to refer to your nips as titties if you’re a guy? Ah, fuck it. I’m in.
Titties out is easily done, but how on earth are you going to make them eat fruit?
If you start with tiny needles, can you work up to sounding rods on milk ducts? If so, could you work up to the size of a currant?
sounding rods on milk ducts?
violet08_. Lemmy’s first true social media supersta.
If you bring the titties, I’ll bring the fruit.
Ok, I’m in. But I should probably warn you I’m a 55 y/o fat guy.
We’ve already bought the fruit, can’t turn back now.
Titties are titties
If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan and I’d love to see them too.
-Rodney Carrington
I should probably warn you, I’m a dog
Bryan Griffin? Is that you?
Beware of skin cancer please!
Nipple tassels are good for men and women alike!
Skin cancer happens when your at the beach and evolutionary pressure pushed your skin towards Carcinisation
100% enjoyment rate on your commentary but they gave me gonorrhea.
Honestly sitting on a beach, tits out, eating fresh fruit all day long might actually be the ideal vacation. I just need someone to slowly feed me the fruit and maybe a nice cold drink then I can die happy.
Do your titties only eat fruit?
Stuffed, indeed.
my “parent-assigned travel companions” may have the best job ever: travel, chill, have fun, fuck, all expenses paid
Have you considered a foursome? Asking for myself.
it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?
“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”
“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”
Shipwrecked and comatose
I can confirm, in fact I dont even need the sun or the fruit.
I just wanna be somewhere in the sun eating out the fresh fruit of the tittied.
what’s stopping you, isn’t it sunny where you live? just take a folding chair into the sidewalk and enjoy the sun and fruit and titties
