Shitposting is about low effort. Besides I made like 50 of these that’s effort.

I did with this post I think. It sorta took off on it’s own.

Fun fact, we already glow in the dark, just not in a way we can see.

Bigger when wet would be kinda neat, but if it’s based off of toy dinosaurs then the glow doesn’t last all night. So I can take the glow and use it for sick pranks and cosplays or whatever. Be like alien Mr Burns.

I’d argue true Santa spirit is about giving freely which does against capitalism, and like all four, capitalism will exploit any popular figure. Grinch is antimaterialistic in nature but there’s Grinch themed shit everywhere to buy.

I mean they got to power using those things so I’m not sure just handing over that sphere of influence is the best strategy.

I’d argue he isn’t tolerating white supremacy, he’s found a good way to counteract it. If he tolerated it he wouldn’t do anything.

I wouldn’t call this propaganda. Propaganda is done deliberately and this seems to be a popular sentiment. Even if it’s a quirk of the algorithm (which I’m not sure these could be posted chronologically, imgur sometimes does that iirc) it’s still not deliberate.

Why’d you start your comment with “heh” and end your comment with “sunshine”? Seemed creepy and condescending, and makes it seem like you feel that the backlash against Trump and White supremacy is just propaganda and not how people actually feel.

Believe in yourself and try less hard, then one day you’ll be able to shitpost with the best of them 🫡

It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

Let people have fun

Shit posts are by nature low effort. Sorry you didn’t like them

This dude rules and is a freakin hero. Also love that the greatest invention was pressurized water device and this is pressurized hydrogen device.

I use a real tree because I have cats that would eat the plastic one, and I feel that plastic trees are worse for the environment.

No spoilers for my post victory strategy

So you’re not human?! Why do you insist human poops are black? They aren’t unless it’s a very specific medical emergency!

Normal healthy human poop is brown! It’s only black when you have internal bleeding! You said your poops aren’t black all the time, how do you not know this? The poop emoji is even brown wtfff. 💩

Thank goodness.

I own a house

I try to do most of my shopping at small businesses and I almost never buy anything from the Internet. I find it’s usually cheaper when you take into account shipping and whatever fees get tacked on, and I also get the thing I want that day. I know I’m not getting scammed because I can see the thing in my hands, I know what I’m getting. The chain I go to the most is my grocery store. For eating out I go to a small locally owned restaurant because it’s about the same price or cheaper than the fast food.

I’m lucky enough to live in a city that has all this so I don’t look down on people who can’t access this stuff and have to buy online, but I do push people to at least but directly from people instead of Amazon. I’ve also never bought a thing from Amazon, ever.

I guess I’m an outlier but with where I live and what I want or need, it’s pretty easy to not buy from the Internet or big box stores.

I use it still, much to my chagrin, because my boomer and silent generation relatives use it, and it’s a convenient way to invite a lot of people to events and also find new events for my job.