Damn. I’d rather be broke and have friends than live like that for an hour.

What a peek behind the curtain. He feels alone and unloved. He has the most rabid fans and people flattering him constantly and he feels none of it. I’d pity him if I didn’t loathe him so much.

I literally know a guy who did a bunch of backyard farming and sold stuff at these, so they aren’t all fakes at least

Oh ok I thought you were saying the comic was dei and I was like, wut

Why’d you title it dei?

Things ai could never recreate

No

Are you seriously advocating that people shouldn’t bother to know how to make food for themselves? Because instead of suggesting we bring back home ec, get better wages and be less insulting to people who can’t cook, which would ask be improvements to everything, you’re saying we should throw in the towel.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Shut the fuck up.

Conservatives have been laughing at, and gleefully promoting and participating in, the human suffering of gay people, black people, Asian people, poor people, veterans, working people, the handicapped, neurodivergant people, religious minorities, child slavery, victims of war, and women. (And more people, these are just folks I can’t up with off of the dome)

Republicans actively push to fuck over all of the above constantly.

Anyone who isn’t their idealized version of a Christian white male can get fucked as far as they care.

So when the people who want that, who vote for it, and get those people into power get fucked over, suddenly they cry out for empathy and if people even report about it they are being big ol meanies? When they were saying any Democrat or liberal or lefty is a pansy ass crybaby?

No, they can get fucked, because they only care about suffering if it happens to them. The tolerant left, which has historically tried to just make things better for everyone, including conservative dipshits, is starting to die out. Conservatives saying “oh well they are suffering too” has been bait conservatives have used to get the left to backtrack on any aggressive behavior, using empathy as a way to stop people from making progress, all while laughing at us.

That bait has rotted and no one is taking it anymore.

I have absolutely no sympathy for these people anymore, they knew exactly what they were voting for, didn’t care who got fucked over because they wanted to own the libs, and now they have to deal with the bed they shat in.

So fuckem and fuck you.

Everyone should put the lid down because the top lid is to keep poop mist from covering everything.

This why I’ve lived with many a woman and never experienced this, and we respect each other enough not to clutter up the sink and also not have the shitter be out and open for everyone.

Yeah because Hitler was defeated by being nice to him, and if you let a Nazi into a bar and don’t kick them aggressively out, you’ll end up with a Nazi bar.

Violence isn’t my first choice but I’m not going to remove that card from my deck, and sometimes I really want to use that card.

Fyi that’s a photo.

Yeah I’ve seen way too many witches just be in flat out denial over scientific facts for that to be true.

I feel like some people take occult stuff and try to say that it’s backed by science to try to make it feel valid. Just say you like burning herbs it makes you feel good and magical, don’t try to say that it’s backed by some study that says burning something kills germs or whatever.

Like most great history, this was an oppsie daisy

There’s two wolves in me. One ages with this and the other says nazi punks fuck off and thinks they should be punched.

Shitposting is about low effort. Besides I made like 50 of these that’s effort.

I did with this post I think. It sorta took off on it’s own.

Fun fact, we already glow in the dark, just not in a way we can see.

Bigger when wet would be kinda neat, but if it’s based off of toy dinosaurs then the glow doesn’t last all night. So I can take the glow and use it for sick pranks and cosplays or whatever. Be like alien Mr Burns.

I’d argue true Santa spirit is about giving freely which does against capitalism, and like all four, capitalism will exploit any popular figure. Grinch is antimaterialistic in nature but there’s Grinch themed shit everywhere to buy.

I mean they got to power using those things so I’m not sure just handing over that sphere of influence is the best strategy.