Steven Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the pet cemetery.

That’s all us euros would expect from a nation comprised of the rest of the world’s rejects.

Is that reich?

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/06/sony-erases-digital-content-from-libraries-were-reminded-we-dont-own-what-we-buy/

We just not talking about Bubba in the second one huh?

There’s around 15 000 satellites in orbit. Imagine there was only 15K cars on earth, and they could drive everywhere at random. How long do you think it would be before you even saw one, let alone there was a collision. Now imagine the area is much bigger, has an extra spacial dimension, and is being tracked and controlled.

Edit. There is, on average, a similar number of planes in the air as satellites, and mid-air collisions are extremely rare and usually only happen at choke-points like airports.

Veuve Clicquot. Nearly all the right letters, just the wrong order.

I was hoping someone had spilled holy water on him, and he literally melted.

Coprocephalus.

Every accusation is a confession.

There’s some strong “OK Grandpa, let’s get you back to bed” energy going on here.

If Wikipedia had an article called “Son of a B*tch”, this would be the photo used.

America covering up the removal of Trump’s name? Never, surely.

Or Trumps pubic bone.

I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?

It’s just dynamic pricing.

Going to a bar and having a shot of booze won’t really harm you, but if you’re the bartender and have to have a shot every time a customer does, it will.

It’s a Scottish Aperol spritz.

And they would have lived in Sexland.

I genuinely think Ferrari deliberately designed a boring looking EV so they can say “See, our customers don’t want EV’s, let’s never do one again.”