Alonso was excused from the Monaco GP a few years ago so he could go race Le mans.

Fun House

With your back up against the wall, you’d still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you’d either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

I guess they feel being capable of a romantic relationship is a sign of having compassion. Unacceptable.

“Team-up film” would be better still.

I’m a teenager with the mindset of a 9 year old (according to my neighbour), I work in fast food and will probably never do anything better. My co-workers make fun of me all day, and if I told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay cause he’s a cheap bastard. My only friend is mentally r*tarded, and all we ever do together is stupid shit. I can’t leave my home town because I never learned how to drive, plus everytime I try I fail my driver’s test.

And you know what the worst part is?

I LIVE IN A FUCKING PINEAPPLE IN ALBANIA

Probably not the place to ask, but…Why do a lot of meme posts (like this) have text description? Is it a text-to-speech accessibility thing?

Not criticism, just curious.

You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.

And who doesn’t want their bunghole reamed by a craftsman.

I’m guessing the Germans fined them in US dollars because he was driving in mph. I’m sure they would have been OK doing 320 kph.

Lemmy poster Erusuoyera says pope is catholic.

But my hand heals. The table doesn’t.

“Gold-digging slut” is a weird name for an opera house, but, whatever.

Not the first time.

Uppercase certainly explains a lot.

TACO Bellend.

For those wondering, Rocco Coronel (14 year old son of Touring car driver Tom Coronel) has today won 7 Ginetta Junior races in a row.

https://thatjoescott.com/2024/07/01/how-the-fifth-element-really-ended-according-to-science Joe Scott did an interesting video on the ending of “The Fifth Element”, and what would happen if you magically parked a large object in low earth orbit. You don’t get slower than stopped, and the results are still not good.

I too enjoy watching that particular Asian girl.

A brick is a missile if you throw it at someone. Surely throwing missile-like objects automatically makes them missiles anyway.