I was hoping someone had spilled holy water on him, and he literally melted.

Coprocephalus.

Every accusation is a confession.

There’s some strong “OK Grandpa, let’s get you back to bed” energy going on here.

If Wikipedia had an article called “Son of a B*tch”, this would be the photo used.

America covering up the removal of Trump’s name? Never, surely.

Or Trumps pubic bone.

I’ve heard the secret service had some interesting run-ins with a drunken Boris Yeltsin back when he used to stay there, so…maybe?

It’s just dynamic pricing.

Going to a bar and having a shot of booze won’t really harm you, but if you’re the bartender and have to have a shot every time a customer does, it will.

It’s a Scottish Aperol spritz.

And they would have lived in Sexland.

I genuinely think Ferrari deliberately designed a boring looking EV so they can say “See, our customers don’t want EV’s, let’s never do one again.”

The UK is an island. A wet one full of rivers, lochs, lakes, ponds and streams. I guess we just fence all those too.

One of my favourite is when The Sn newspaper in the UK proudly boasted that 90%(ish, IDK) of it’s readers preferred The Sn. That’s everyone who buys The S*n, who responded to the survey, and still a large proportion don’t like it.

Edit. Asterisks fucked the formatting.

I’d second Portugal. You could spend a week in Lisbon for culture , museums and shopping, then hop on the train to a beach resort in the Algarve for the partying and swimming.

OK, I hear you. How bout baseball bats? They’re something every American has.

My point is that they don’t look too hard to destroy. Why fuck about with lasers?

OK, but, to shoot a handheld laser at a camera and hit the CCD, you have to be in it’s field of view. You could shoot it with a gun outside of it’s field of view. So, is it a greater risk to make a noise, and not be capture on CCTV, or be silent in full view of a law enforcement camera? All things to bear in mind when you’re figuring out the best ways to destroy these things.

I assume it’s mostly Americans affected by this so, genuine question. Why buy a laser when one of your regular guns will do a better job, with the same legal ramifications?

Relax

I’ll need some information first

Just the basic facts

Can you show me where it hurts?