I was today years old when I learned that many people don’t have an inner monologue. The human body is so fascinating.
Oddly enough, if I don’t take my ADHD meds, I tend to talk to myself out loud a lot because my inner monologue gets kind of “muffled” in the “noise” and I rely on it very heavily to think through.
Arkansas at #3. I am not remotely shocked. People here drive like complete morons who are oblivious to everyone else on the road. Just on your average trip to Bentonville – which is about 8 miles from me – you’re almost guaranteed to see half a dozen cars blow through a red light. I’ve had more close calls than I can count.
That is absolutely glorious.
It is even dumber and more malicious than it sounds.
It’s like the Republican Party got taken over by incompetent James Bond villains. However, despite what’s portrayed in Live and Let Die, alligators don’t normally prey on humans.
Nobody said it wasn’t.
What do you call positive vibes from an impaler?
“Holesome”.
I’ll see myself out now.
The proposed cuts to Medicaid might actually push the US healthcare system to the point of collapse. I’m no gambler but I would be willing to bet money that it will put a dozen or more hospitals in my rural red state, many of which are already financially distressed, out of business.
The “big beautiful bill” is a smoldering pile of shit that benefits only rich people and leaves everyone else holding the bag.
I have a rule that “Nothing will be automated that cannot be manually overridden.”
Well, actually it’s my wife’s rule but it’s a good rule nonetheless. As a result, there’s a big panel full of relays in the basement that is the “last mile” for anything climate control or security related.
There have been a few times when it’s been handy. Like when the exhaust fan isn’t working and I don’t want to debug the ESP32 controller today so I just flip it over to “Manual”.
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Teenagers sometimes have to get blisters a few times before learning that it’s wiser to do the smart thing even if it wasn’t your idea.
Then again, I know a few adults like that too.
Scratch the beer and the vape, add a single malt scotch, and take my money.
Honestly, you knew it was a child’s birthday party and yet you didn’t bring enough to share? That was pretty inconsiderate.
Highly location dependent. We have useable cell service in our house but Internet over 5G is slow.
Corporate America over here committing piracy en masse.
In my neighborhood you get a choice between coax or nothing.
Well there’s a perfectly logical reason for that. The right’s main issue with Obama is that he has the fucking audacity to be black.
Best I can do is a golden goat.
“Drinking water backwards.” And no, I’m not talking about an enema.
Say you have the hiccups.
Get half a glass of water. Bend over at your waist like you’re about to pick something up off the floor. While bent over, rest the glass against your upper lip and drink the water.
Poof Hiccups gone instantly. I know it sounds insane but it works.