Honestly, you knew it was a child’s birthday party and yet you didn’t bring enough to share? That was pretty inconsiderate.

Hey it’s perfectly okay to practice your lines before your big performance gift you prepared.

I’ve yet to see a watertight argument for why this is not pronounced like “bidet”.

They did say it was a party.

Good on you. Most people don’t know when to draw a line

Hey someone’s gotta be alert and on it to trip sit all of them

Look, if you didn’t want people watching you, then why run lines in a public place?

And will you not also be center of attention during the performance said lines are for?

I suppose a birthday is aa good a place as any to test your public speaking…

Oh frick I brought the powder that makes me glow, whoops

So you’re the one who sent the kid to the ER room by pushing his face into the cake, while laughing maniacally.