Also the nondescript hallway.

Oh man that’s so sad. Based on your posts & comments you seem like a lovely person. :( I’ll be your friend!

I reallllly want a Muppet version of Die Hard. Gonzo as John McClane, Animal as Karl, Bert as Hans Gruber, Cookie Monster as Sgt. Powell. I want it played completely straight (not a comedic Muppet version, but a straight ahead remake). I want it so bad.

Hey anything’s better than the metal ones

It’s a banana. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Butthead.

Oh, quit it with your Blasphemous Rumours

Unrelated: when did peach start signifying ass? It meant pussy when I was a teenager.

Girl I’m with you. It feels like they’re never really clean!

I vastly prefer paper books - it’s a much better reading experience for me. I tend to get my books from the library if I can, or otherwise usually Amazon.

I always thought “Robin laid an egg” was wordplay for “Robin farted”, especially because it comes after “Batman smells”.

She looked so lost, it hit me like a gut punch

I think you replied to the wrong comment?

I don’t really enjoy the holidays. It’s too much stress, too many conflicting family obligations, too much effort dodging the religious aspects, too much forced cheer, and it all just makes me sad. Marginally I like putting up a tree, but after a couple of weeks I get tired of remembering to water it. I skip as much of the holidays as I can, and try to enjoy the small parts that don’t annoy me.

By definition a fetus is not a fully developed human…

Yes indeed! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ha I totally knew what this would be before I clicked!

Ha if I keep buying perfumes I really will be skint! I’ll have to check out the Arabic fragrances, make my money stretch a bit further!

Yessss I would be so down for that!