Silly sighthound 🤎

Please don’t put words in my mouth.

Hey Brin, kindly go fuck yourself, you out-of-tpuch ass.

I thought it was Dead Aunt Sally?

FUCK THIS GUY SO HARD. I swear to god this lunatic needs to be stopped.

Disrespectful to Flounder, to be honest

This is so cute

I love this haha

Welp my super catholic mom squeezes her teabags until not a single drop more comes out. It’s awful. I never squeeze a teabag!

Yup. I voted for this guy and am so beyond disappointed.

So cute!!

Nobody’s going to want to be around you if you’re volatile and hurtful. And “I can’t help it” is a thin excuse. These are things you absolutely could control, you just have to try.

You sound young. Get control of yourself and develop some empathy. And while you’re at it, do something about your internalized misogyny. These two passages ought to create some cognitive dissonance for you:

Women also piss me off more than men do, so I hang out more with them because I feel like they get me and aren’t as bitchy.

I think women should be the best versions of themselves :) [I believe this is why society is so hard on women as a whole]

If I were a man I’d absolutely love to grow facial hair.

Egg whites.

The Dave Clark Five is what came to mind first for me

It’s supposed to make it credible that a 3 year old said this.

Dominos is disgusting. It’s basically the McDonald’s of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!

Thursday, I don’t care about you

Marsupilami!

Not significant but casual. E.g., when I’m headed to wawa and I ask my husband if he wants anything, he says “yeah, a blue gatorade”.