Ha, bold of you to assume i have a temporal lobe!

For the airflow, you can block it with your finger to control the flow

You truly are master of the craft!

To back to bed grandpa

I once knew a kid that did their study in 11 years… crippling debt got them in the end

After the cremation you’ll have a caramelised statue left over!

It always annoys me when people call these bad pick-up lines, if someone did something like this irl, it would totally work on me!

I once slipped on soap. And one time on some ice which impaled my hand on a branch

Don’t we love capitalism!

Hehe, now you got addicted too!

Probably some spores unknown to science too!

I just use epic for the free games, but with heroic launcher you don’t even need to interact with anything but their webpage and download servers!

In rooms of 70 students, at least one would lose half their test time to an update. There were 8 of these sessions per day

I love garbage time, they make some entertaining stuff!

Or like, dont go to war?

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It’s mad how many times I’ve seen people fail their tests in uni because of windows updates

Estrogen

We’ll be fiiine, when it all hits the fan we can just pull a french revolution and clean up the population a little