“Was the least I could do. Now… I prefer cash but Venmo or Bitcoin works too”

Correct, but a different context than OP’s framing.

Some leave a shit, some give a shit. Can you give a shit by giving a shit? Hmm. Possible maybe under special circumstances.

Don’t mind me, these are poopy thoughts.

Ugh Don’t you just hate it when my friends lose their vices and try to be better. Ugh they get so annoying and boring. Why do I even hang out with them. They keep trying to rub it in everyone’s faces. /s

It really does become a crutch though… which sucks since there comes a point where your muscles get weak. I say ditch those instruments and live as golden gods. But in moderation :)

Thankfully/hopefully it is not an active process compared to farm to table.

RIP my little rats. Your service will not be in vain.

Dang. I was thinking of a different type of head…

To OPs point, it’s easier to have an inefficient reaction than an efficient one. Just surprised why some shrewd person hasn’t marketed it better.

Make your nasty market. Hmmm imagine gravy jelly and how annoying it would be. Though it makes more sense to use those popping pearls you find in boba shops. Yummy? Would you like to be customer number 2?

(Edit: nvm, apparently Italy exists and all are avid consumers. The children (and thus adults) yearn for the wiggle)

Hold on. What’s the most thick one can make gravy jelly? Gravy jelly babies!

I see that… but I would argue breaks can be given. Therefore one can take a break.

Break being almost a non continuation of something. There are two beings involved. And as you point out, you can also perform action consume a break.

Taking a poop is slightly different because one is giving an offering. Although one can consume poop too but I guess it’s a different frame.