The cat one is great too

I’ve only ever heard it at the end of that one Vandals song about rednecks: “I couldn’t make it as a punker.”

It’s fucking hilarious. Highly recommend.

Somebody jumped in front of the train. I only caught it out of the corner of my eye and I thought it was a suitcase at first. I couldn’t fathom that it could be a person. I actually got on the train but when it didn’t move it dawned on me what had happened and then someone else confirmed it. Everyone just stared at each other in disbelief and then we all silently excited and went on about our way. Fuck, I completely forgot about that.

Weirdly, when I finally got to my destination there was a nun on a stretcher being rolled out of the building by EMTs. Strange day.

Restaurants want people to always tell their server if they have any allergies regardless if it’s in the thing is they are ordering. Not all menu items may list every single ingredient in the description and people have some uncommon allergies. Garlic is ubiquitous and it might in your salad dressing. Tell your server if you are allergic. Plus, cross contamination is a thing and chefs need to know to be mindful. Did nuts come anywhere near that salad? Let’s make sure that doesn’t happen.

Always say something just to be safe.

That makes you Superman

How secure is something like Orbot? I like the idea of connecting to Tor while still using my preferred browser.

Like I said, appropriate situations.

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It didn’t matter what I going off to do, my mom would always say “have fun.” I always remember that because it’s good advice. Try to enter every appropriate situation with the intention of enjoying yourself.

Guitar and bicycle

There are definitely still people with deep cajun accents but they likely never leave south Louisiana.

It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?

I can sort of recall the different tastes in my mind but I think actually tasting different ones would throw me off.

Then why did they build a fucking road through it?!!!

Well, she clearly states that God never gives no answer. You see, God is omniscient. He knows what you have prayed for and you, by knowing that he is omniscient, know that He knows. Thus, if you don’t get what you have prayed for then you can safely assume, despite God not explicitly stating as such, that His answer is no.

“Are all our prayers answered? Yes, they are. What people who ask that question often don’t realize is that sometimes the answer to our prayer is “no.” Dear God, please make my mother not be crazy. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please let me recover from cancer. God’s answer: no. Dear God, please take away this toothache. God’s answer: alright, but you’re going to be run over by a car.”

-Christopher Durang

Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You

Yeah, that’s pretty unscientific. Fuck right off with that one, buddy.

I watch a lot of movies but I rarely watch contemporary ones. There is over a century of films that have stood the test of time. Why risk watching one that won’t?

Oh I like Brian Johnson but that is when everything started sounding the same. Good thing that I like that one thing they did :-)

Geordie sounds pretty good. I’ll have to check out more.

There’s also Rabbit with Dave Evans who was the singer on the first AC/DC single. They are, well, eh.