Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?

They do.

From their website:

The Waffle House employees receive health insurance, dental insurance, vision insurance, and life insurance.

I didn’t at first because it’s so sweet but I came around on it.

Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.

Manhattan Special. Fuck yeah. Love that stuff. I used to live around the corner from the factory. I still make my own from time to time.

Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.

My preferred spot is also called Sal’s but it’s in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It has an autographed picture of David Berkowitz hanging up. I bet there are a fuckload of spots called Sal’s in New York.

You are correct. You can find New York style pizza just about anywhere these days but the bar for quality is higher there with so much competition.

Mardi Gras season officially begins January 6. Often referred to as twelfth night (of Christmas but we only do Christmas on the 25th), it is the eve of The Epiphany. We celebrate with a walking parade in honor of Joan of Arc.

From there there’s countless celebrations, parades, balls, etc leading up to Fat Tuesday which this year falls on February 17.

So yeah, this is accurate. For us the holiday season doesn’t end until lent.

Edit: that isn’t to say we don’t celebrate New Year’s but everybody is already getting ready for their Mardi Gras activities.

Dog Day Afternoon

I have friends that are hardcore record collectors of obscure 70s punk, power pop, glam, etc. They have Marantz receivers and top of the line turntables, setups that approach like 10 grand. Then they listen to some of the most poorly recorded, cheaply pressed vinyl you can imagine.

There is a large portrait of Lemmy Kilmister hanging on the wall in both places I work.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

I didn’t realize that was the reason. I thought it was something stupid like the bean thing, a holdover from Reddit. I shall start upvoting corn memes because I too am sick of political posts.

The only corn meme i will upvote.

The cat one is great too

I’ve only ever heard it at the end of that one Vandals song about rednecks: “I couldn’t make it as a punker.”

It’s fucking hilarious. Highly recommend.

Somebody jumped in front of the train. I only caught it out of the corner of my eye and I thought it was a suitcase at first. I couldn’t fathom that it could be a person. I actually got on the train but when it didn’t move it dawned on me what had happened and then someone else confirmed it. Everyone just stared at each other in disbelief and then we all silently excited and went on about our way. Fuck, I completely forgot about that.

Weirdly, when I finally got to my destination there was a nun on a stretcher being rolled out of the building by EMTs. Strange day.

Restaurants want people to always tell their server if they have any allergies regardless if it’s in the thing is they are ordering. Not all menu items may list every single ingredient in the description and people have some uncommon allergies. Garlic is ubiquitous and it might in your salad dressing. Tell your server if you are allergic. Plus, cross contamination is a thing and chefs need to know to be mindful. Did nuts come anywhere near that salad? Let’s make sure that doesn’t happen.

Always say something just to be safe.