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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·3 days agoGod help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
minus-squaresangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 days agoEven if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 days agoSo, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 days agoInstructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoAre you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoNo, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-23 days agoI heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo so nobody can challenge the narrative.
minus-squareseraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoaww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoThe hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
minus-squareWhostosay@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoI’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo
God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food
Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.
So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
Are you sure it wasn’t a caiman?
No, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
I heard that’s how abortions are done in red states now - just gotta get 'er done solo so nobody can challenge the narrative.
aww man, you ruined my weekend plans!
The hell am I supposed to do with these babies? I can’t afford a trip to Lake Michigan in this economy
I’ve seen these fuckers eat water buffalo