At this point I figure Sam Beckett leaping in to MTG is most reasonable answer.

Get in the Real Life (™) archives. It’s a really beautifully told story.

I’ve got to second The Old Guard. Charlize Theron is seriously bad ass in it. And everyone else is too. That movie is so much better than it has any right to be. It’s like nobody got the memo and just went balls to the wall.

“You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me.”

Who was Earl jr.’ dad?

When did Pillboi become a professional wrestler?

Honestly, the cartridge system was a (pardon the pun) game changer. Sure someone did it first but Atari really made it main stream. It allowed for a lot of what we see today. Sure you were dropping what was about a $1,000 in today’s money on a toy for you and your kids but you could play so many games on it.
The idea that you had a machine in your living room that you could change what it did just by putting in a new cartridge was mind breaking in the 70’s. Sure your TV could play 5 or 6 channels maybe but it still was a TV, getting a Atari made it a home entertainment system. The whole one machine that did so many different games paved the way for the whole home entertainment universe we have today.

You know what they say. You fuck ONE goat!

Props to your mom for “Monkey Fucking, Kitty Bitch!” I’m gonna steal that. It’s mine now.

New Trent and the Goblin King agree.

I’ll second How to be Perfect. A really good introduction to ethical philosophy, and if you get the Audiobook there are a lot of fun cameos.

Buoys outside of America they’re pronounced the same.

Fuck yeah, just give the ancient Greeks hindu-arabic numerals and watch them lose their minds. Teach Zeno calculus and watch him try to prove it wrong.

Too much work. If I want to disappoint a lot of people I’ll just go to a family reunion.

Welcome to today’s lucky ten thousand! Like everyone has said the show is Firefly and it awesome

Yeah but I’ve watched the whole series like at least five times.

Touchy subject here, but I’m not surprised to hear something like this. I wish i could read the article, if anyone gets a non-paywalled link hit me up.

Take my love, Take my land, Take me where I can not stand …

No I can’t see a horse here, that’s why we’re guessing.