Hi. Welcome to the Internet.

”Thank god for crypto” That hits different now.

One night there was a storm, and Master Wq’s house collapsed. The next morning he began to build it again using his old tools. His novice came to help him, and they built for a while and were making good progress. As they worked, the novice began to tell Master Wq of his latest accomplishments.

“Master, I have developed a wonderful Vim script to give all sorts of useful information about a document. It counts the words, the sentences, the paragraphs, and even tells you what kind of document it is using the syntax highlighting rules. I use it in my pipelines all the time. It is a thing of beauty, and I am very proud. Truly, Vim is the greatest tool!”

Master Wq did not reply. Thinking he had unwittingly angered his master, the novice fell silent and continued his work.

The novice finished aligning two beams and had positioned a nail ready for beating into the wood, but found the hammer was out of reach.

“Would you pass me the hammer, master?”

Master Wq handed the novice a saw.

At once, the novice was enlightened.

https://blog.sanctum.geek.nz/vim-koans/

Artificial Incompetence

https://xkcd.com/1053/

I’d have said Mi-fan-oi?

Edit: youtube says you’re right

Not if I can help it! https://xkcd.com/162/

Vi Hart made a video about this years ago. The number of spirals going right and left on a pineapple are always two consecutive numbers in the Fibonacci sequence. But in Spongebob there are six going both ways. It’s all a lie! Wake up sheeple!

New rule: only six tall people allowed per flight.

It’s not ”leaving bitlocker off”, though. It’s ”be aware about it and turn bitlocker off manually” since it’s enabled by default in the latest updates.

Probably neither, seeing as it was most likely not written in English but OP translated it for your benefit.

I have that too and also thought it normal for the longest time. My wife calls it that I ”get sun in my nose”.

That’s good.

I once crashed my universitys time share servera with a Nintendo DS Lite. I think that’s worth something, but generally I absolutely agree.

Reddit knows who you really are, but facebook knows who you want to look like you are.

I’d think you’re much more likely to click ads based on the latter.

Yeah… that’s what most of the frontend team uses… Or at least used to back in my days.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/automation

Imagine language changing to adapt to the world. Crazy times.

https://youtu.be/OIkZWF5uGxk?si=FgGlXXJCn3q6540A

My goto selling point for Home Assistant is that I haven’t touched the outdoors light switch in 8 years.

I usually say: start by removing all frontend resources - especially anything with my name on it - and see if it fixes things.