Or in souls games:

You saved all your consumables because you were going to die anyways.

Yeah, but if you don’t have a programming job, the market is kinda shit right now.

Well its not like you can get paid for it anymore.

Fucking aquaman?

I’d love to say so, but I wasn’t joking.

Billionaires are playing cookie clicker with our lives.

Bring in the dancing lobsters!

This got me to lol.

Women talk shit until they need something off the top shelf.

I’m glad I quit smoking and never did vapes.

goddamnit

What trolling?

microwaves water

one brother lies… the other one tells the truth(they both can lie)