

That’s a really long article to say that the pig was high on duty and died as a result. Everybody knows that fentanyl exposure syndrome is BS but they still can’t help but imply the fuck out of it.
When citizens OD and crash, they’re treated like the deadly menace that they are. Pigs are protected by fairy tales and moonbeams.














Average life spans. People in ancient times didn’t drop dead at forty. They regularly lived to be advanced ages we would consider normal. It’s just that infant and young child deaths were so common it really drags down the average.